1) So...um...do you like Amy's cyber world?
	Yes
	No
	It sucks
	It rocks
	IDK
	Why should I tell you?

2) Seriously, what do you think of Amy's need to know whether her 'Website of the Damned' rocked or sucked?
	pathetic
	insane
	depressing
	What the??? She must be nuts!!!
	Seriously, she needs to get a life...well...umm...other than her Underworld life...
	er..um...it sounds like a normal need to me...*evil laughter*

3) When she was a wee little lass, what did Amy yearned to be?
	Well, if she had known normal people wrote books she would have become one too!!!
	She dreamed of being a nurse but when she heard there was...umm...some blood involved, she realized she'd rather shoot herself than go out on that limb.
	She wanted to teach until she found out the whole bloody universe is already a teacher.
	She fantasized of becoming superwoman until she discovered 'super work' is actually required.
	Wtf? Who cares? She was destined to be a Jill of all trades, mistress of none...er...not even the devil.
	Well...um...she considered a spy mission but they rejected her 'license to kill' application after they gathered evidence they were also on her hit list.

4) Which is the most Amyfective way to deal with telemarketers?
	Amy usually lets out a loud sniff before telling her hellish telemarketers stalkers that she has no time and no money. (It's the truth, dammit!!! What??? You think she makes money writing funny polls????)
	She huffs loudly and then tells them they called the wrong country, a place where telemarketers get halved, quartered and drawn before being shot triple times above the neck!!!
	She whispers loudly that she doesn't even live there, she is just the burglar and then casually she asks them for their home address.
	She tries to sell them her liver *limited time offer* (after all isn't that what they are after???)
	She tells them she would never shoot telemarketers but she would love to get her hands on their leader.
	She lets the Devil do the talking?( he is a sucker for buying the souls of pushy and persistent bee-ings :-)

5) Contrary to popular beliefs, Amy actually lives for house chores...er...'cept for cooking...
	Amy Ramdass does housework? Are we on the same planet or did I get transferred to another universe the moment I wasn't looking?
	Duh. Amy Ramdass would never claim such a thing and sides, a little birdie told me she hates housework!!!
	Ha! Amy Ramdass is the most spoiled female ever. I just know!!! Trust me on this!!!
	Its true. Amy actually enjoys housework and she can cook to save other people's lives. So there. And sides, if she's spoiled, she spoiled herself. Duh
	The only housework Amy does is probably swiffering. Don't get her started if you don't want her swiffering the entire universe.
	Her swiffer is practically dating her full time. Hussy!!! No, not her, the bloody Swiffer!!!

6) What do you think of Amy's Tall Tales and Stories High?
	Hilarious and entertaining (If you pick this answer, Amy will touch your feet...er...yike!!! non-literally speaking!!!)
	Boring and dull (Go ahead, pick this if you want to be on Amy's black list forever)
	WTF (Heads up RCMP: Amy's killer instinct is on the loose)
	Strange and different (Ah. Not to worry. Amy will let you live. )
	Too devilish (Really? Amy thinks you rock!!!)
	Um...interesting? (Amy thinks you're boring for choosing such an answer. So there. Now she's even with you!!!)

7) Amy's fictional heroes are all devilish-made becuz
	She's hoping Hades will crown her queen of the underworld. (Grr)
	She is trying to bring devilish back...(as if he ever left)
	Lucifer wants her to write his story. (Grr)
	Duh. She is the devil's advocate and that's that!!!
	Wtf? Grr.
	All of the above

8) Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who is the funniest of 'em all????
	Amy Ramdass
	Totally not Amy Ramdass
	The Devil, Lucifer, Hades, Satan, Whatever
	amy's website-of- the- damned.
	Thou, O Queen-ly reader, art the funniest of all
	O kingly King, though funny ye be, Amy is funnier by far to me...

9) Which of the following comes close to describing Amy (feel free to roll your eyes at any point :)
	Dreamy & Ordinary
	Ditzy and full of fun
	Eve-il and Sly
	Naughty but nice
	Did I mention Eve-il ?
	Universal Woman

10) Amy is high on...
	dreams
	highway to hell
	stairway to heaven
	cloud nine
	love potion number 9
	road to the universe :-))

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